Japrullcap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, amazing parrot.

Japrullcap created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Japrullcap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Japrullcap, it will turn you into a sheep.

Japrullcap's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Japrullcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.