Pinkapnab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonourable centaur.

Pinkapnab created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinkapnab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinkapnab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pinkapnab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pinkapnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Erect five titanium sculptures of Pinkapnab on top of important buildings.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt great tits.