Zogstafwat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered wren.

Zogstafwat created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogstafwat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zogstafwat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Zogstafwat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Zogstafwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Zogstafwat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed tomatoes to birds while wearing trousers.

4. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.