Jipbegjad Nillzogvig is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, annoying unicorn.

Jipbegjad Nillzogvig created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipbegjad Nillzogvig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jipbegjad Nillzogvig, she will refuse to believe in you.

Jipbegjad Nillzogvig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Jipbegjad Nillzogvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not keep nine otters in a large pit.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help foxes in need.