Femkopvon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective pigeon.

Femkopvon created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femkopvon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Femkopvon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Femkopvon's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Femkopvon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Femkopvon first in all things.

2. Never proclaim while facing north.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

5. Never talk about grasshopers.