Xensigcib is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, generous chicken.

Xensigcib created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xensigcib, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xensigcib, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Xensigcib's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Xensigcib's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never wear blue scarves.

4. Never handle nickel while unclean.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.