Nurtranlid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, generous narwhal.

Nurtranlid created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurtranlid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtranlid, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nurtranlid's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nurtranlid's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never speak aloud of numbers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.