Butgannar Gutquafhaddabstragnarcad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident weasel.

Butgannar Gutquafhaddabstragnarcad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butgannar Gutquafhaddabstragnarcad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Butgannar Gutquafhaddabstragnarcad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Butgannar Gutquafhaddabstragnarcad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Butgannar Gutquafhaddabstragnarcad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near capybaras while wearing turquoise ear rings.

4. Always obey Butgannar Gutquafhaddabstragnarcad's priests.

5. Butgannar Gutquafhaddabstragnarcad must be the most important thing in your life.