Geddongom Cudragzogvig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, astonishing lizard.

Geddongom Cudragzogvig created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Geddongom Cudragzogvig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Geddongom Cudragzogvig, it will send you a sign.

Geddongom Cudragzogvig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Geddongom Cudragzogvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Never paint your arms black.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.