Figneggoffod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing duck.

Figneggoffod created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Figneggoffod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figneggoffod, he will turn you into a dog.

Figneggoffod's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Figneggoffod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Figneggoffod on top of important buildings.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Do not hop at rivers.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat lemons on holy days.