Lidrapnurl Tafzogfon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless rat.

Lidrapnurl Tafzogfon created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lidrapnurl Tafzogfon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lidrapnurl Tafzogfon, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lidrapnurl Tafzogfon's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lidrapnurl Tafzogfon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not shave your head.