Timbissyarpmidbudlargnartfen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful beaver.

Timbissyarpmidbudlargnartfen created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Timbissyarpmidbudlargnartfen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Timbissyarpmidbudlargnartfen, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Timbissyarpmidbudlargnartfen's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Timbissyarpmidbudlargnartfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

2. Do not prepare cherries while wearing stockings.

3. Never prepare nuts during summer.

4. Always remove ear rings before touching iron.

5. Put Timbissyarpmidbudlargnartfen first in all things.