Fatmadloopnutzimsafgup is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent jackal.

Fatmadloopnutzimsafgup created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatmadloopnutzimsafgup, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fatmadloopnutzimsafgup, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fatmadloopnutzimsafgup's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fatmadloopnutzimsafgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing west.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fatmadloopnutzimsafgup.

5. Never speak at midday.