Yimbimmil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental donkey.

Yimbimmil created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimbimmil, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimbimmil, it will turn you into a goat.

Yimbimmil's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yimbimmil's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never chant while facing north.

3. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.

4. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

5. You must never eat onions.