Gadyogmob Fligbonwik is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous alligator.

Gadyogmob Fligbonwik created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gadyogmob Fligbonwik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gadyogmob Fligbonwik, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gadyogmob Fligbonwik's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gadyogmob Fligbonwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.