Fadmancam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, blissful dragonfly.

Fadmancam created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadmancam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fadmancam, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fadmancam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fadmancam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never travel toward the east during spring.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about asteroids.