Jamgomtit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate naga.

Jamgomtit created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamgomtit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jamgomtit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jamgomtit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Jamgomtit's Holy Commandments

1. Jamgomtit loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

5. Worship no other gods but Jamgomtit.