Koncadgarwotvolweggam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ill-tempered hyena.

Koncadgarwotvolweggam created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Koncadgarwotvolweggam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Koncadgarwotvolweggam, he will turn you into a hamster.

Koncadgarwotvolweggam's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Koncadgarwotvolweggam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear boots marked with white.

2. Put Koncadgarwotvolweggam first in all things.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Run away from black squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Shun those given to vanity.