Ominnutven is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable hyena.

Ominnutven created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominnutven, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ominnutven, he will be very sad.

Ominnutven's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ominnutven's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at midday.

2. Never skip in the presence of squirrels.

3. Always wash your arms before prayer.

4. Never mark doors with magenta.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.