Nurlmetstanxindotmathapshav is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omniscient squirrel.

Nurlmetstanxindotmathapshav created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlmetstanxindotmathapshav, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurlmetstanxindotmathapshav, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nurlmetstanxindotmathapshav's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nurlmetstanxindotmathapshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near sheep.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always remove corsets before touching nickel.

5. Never talk about nebulae.