Tailsandnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful lizard.

Tailsandnurl created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailsandnurl, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tailsandnurl, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tailsandnurl's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tailsandnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

2. Never mix cherries with ash.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Do not run at mountains.