Kimappleg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust bird.

Kimappleg created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimappleg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kimappleg, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kimappleg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kimappleg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Kimappleg on top of all buildings.