Bafvanvancibpitpinbessmig Limfub is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, uncaring fly.

Bafvanvancibpitpinbessmig Limfub created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bafvanvancibpitpinbessmig Limfub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bafvanvancibpitpinbessmig Limfub, she will turn you into a dog.

Bafvanvancibpitpinbessmig Limfub's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bafvanvancibpitpinbessmig Limfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not consume bananas at dawn.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not listen to music.