Cetfunster is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, boastful guinea pig.

Cetfunster created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetfunster, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cetfunster, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cetfunster's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cetfunster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. You must pray to Cetfunster six times a day.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Do not commit murder.