Cubcissomtnil is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful dugong.

Cubcissomtnil created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubcissomtnil, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cubcissomtnil, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cubcissomtnil's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cubcissomtnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never laugh in spring.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about cell theory.