Stigbifhas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless zebra.

Stigbifhas created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbifhas, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stigbifhas, she will try to impress you with trees.

Stigbifhas' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stigbifhas' Holy Commandments

1. Put Stigbifhas first in all things.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not place peanuts upon stone.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.