Sasxenarf Flanbunsat is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, irritating
raven.
Sasxenarf Flanbunsat created gold two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sasxenarf Flanbunsat, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Sasxenarf Flanbunsat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Sasxenarf Flanbunsat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Sasxenarf Flanbunsat's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Never record signs.
4. Always cleanse water with water.
5. Always check lakes for frogs.