Monbestquat Narkombarn is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciful hummingbird.

Monbestquat Narkombarn created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Monbestquat Narkombarn, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Monbestquat Narkombarn, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Monbestquat Narkombarn's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Monbestquat Narkombarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing trousers.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not stand on grass.