Largyoknut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, emotional penguin.

Largyoknut created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largyoknut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Largyoknut, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Largyoknut's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Largyoknut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Hide from pink doves for they are unholy.

3. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Never wear violet tights on sacred days.