Vonfomdun Tamlidflan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, proud fox.

Vonfomdun Tamlidflan created light eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonfomdun Tamlidflan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonfomdun Tamlidflan, she will strike you with lightening.

Vonfomdun Tamlidflan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vonfomdun Tamlidflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

2. Never prepare rice during spring.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing purple shorts.

5. Worship no other gods but Vonfomdun Tamlidflan.