Citgatort is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring squid.

Citgatort created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Citgatort, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Citgatort, he will turn you into a hamster.

Citgatort's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Citgatort's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the south during prayer.

2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Never write about stars.