Armzedbedjat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty owl.

Armzedbedjat created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Armzedbedjat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Armzedbedjat, he will turn you into a mole.

Armzedbedjat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Armzedbedjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always cleanse ash with water.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Armzedbedjat loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.