Nurren is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, happy clam.

Nurren created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurren, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nurren, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nurren's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nurren's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed wheat to badgers while wearing red shirts.