Bogkonnak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, strong newt.

Bogkonnak created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkonnak, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bogkonnak, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bogkonnak's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bogkonnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle iron while unclean.

2. Never paint your hands magenta.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.