Kadnarlib is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic spider.

Kadnarlib created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadnarlib, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kadnarlib, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kadnarlib's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Kadnarlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Worship no other gods but Kadnarlib.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.