Tabpibzak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous wombat.

Tabpibzak created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Tabpibzak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tabpibzak, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tabpibzak's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tabpibzak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Tabpibzak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Always help geese in need.