Jampitlip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm dragonfly.

Jampitlip created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jampitlip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jampitlip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jampitlip's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jampitlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never sprint near tortoises.

3. Never whisper while facing south.

4. Jampitlip loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Never feed lots of nuts to pigs while wearing indigo kilts.