Tenmumxen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, boastful eagle.

Tenmumxen created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Tenmumxen, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tenmumxen, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tenmumxen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tenmumxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with cyan.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the north.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Always stare at clouds.