Quattunomindib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm mouse.

Quattunomindib created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Quattunomindib, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quattunomindib, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Quattunomindib's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Quattunomindib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink otters for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Never speak at dusk.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never cross crossroads at midday.