Gonsugquamsab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented fish.

Gonsugquamsab created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gonsugquamsab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gonsugquamsab, she will not care at all.

Gonsugquamsab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gonsugquamsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

2. Do not place apples upon stone.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Never prepare nuts during summer.