Mispomvan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking mink.

Mispomvan created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mispomvan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mispomvan, she will turn you into a duck.

Mispomvan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mispomvan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Mispomvan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Mispomvan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not shave your back.