Budtitzag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak snake.

Budtitzag created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Budtitzag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Budtitzag, it will laugh at you.

Budtitzag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Budtitzag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Budtitzag.

2. Never adorn your back with violet markings.

3. Budtitzag loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budtitzag.

5. Do not shave your legs.