Vanfabbab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonourable butterfly.

Vanfabbab created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanfabbab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vanfabbab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vanfabbab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vanfabbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never adorn your face with green markings.