Dagafbin is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, stupid badger.

Dagafbin created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagafbin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dagafbin, he will curse you with boils.

Dagafbin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dagafbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never feed onions to manatees while wearing magenta coats.