Arm is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful deer.

Arm created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arm, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arm, he will turn you into a sheep.

Arm's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Arm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.

5. Never talk about bacteria.