Flabtimtig Rillcubdim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish naga.

Flabtimtig Rillcubdim created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabtimtig Rillcubdim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flabtimtig Rillcubdim, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flabtimtig Rillcubdim's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Flabtimtig Rillcubdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown tights.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Flabtimtig Rillcubdim.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not take Flabtimtig Rillcubdim's name in vain.