Gubvegdon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing lizard.

Gubvegdon created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubvegdon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gubvegdon, he will think nothing of it.

Gubvegdon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gubvegdon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Gubvegdon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

5. Always wash your hands before prayer.