Midhabfub Hinsugster is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable narwhal.

Midhabfub Hinsugster created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midhabfub Hinsugster, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Midhabfub Hinsugster, it will turn you into a slug.

Midhabfub Hinsugster's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Midhabfub Hinsugster's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Hide from pink sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never touch water while tainted.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Pray only in shadows.