Karlistcim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing squid.

Karlistcim created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Karlistcim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Karlistcim, it will send you a sign.

Karlistcim's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Karlistcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Never feed gooseberries to hamsters while wearing pink shoes.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never travel toward the west during autumn.