Riphotcun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent hare.

Riphotcun created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riphotcun, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Riphotcun, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Riphotcun's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Riphotcun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never go into orange rooms.